if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
All I ate today was a French toast, eggs, a sausage, and ice cream. This isn’t okay.
french toast is always okay
"Just trim the top and bangs, cut the sid-"
"yea just line me up and taper the ba-"
Cut to Abby, fantasizing about giving him road head.
The fact that it’s topless means at least we’ll have more room to switch positions. Good thinking, Liam.
When someone asks you about school at a family gathering.